NHL Skills Competition: Nikita Kucherov goes viral with awful performance
We don't quite know what happened with Tampa Bay Lightning star Nikita Kucherov at the 2024 NHL Skills Competition, but the end result was a performance so lackadaisical that it almost shot the moon to become entertaining again.
The Skills Competition was held Friday and featured a who's who of the NHL's most dynamic players, with the whole group competing for a $1 million prize. As the NHL's current leader in assists and points, Kucherov was a natural pick to take part.
Unfortunately, Kucherov either decided the competition wasn't worth his effort or ... something else was going on, because what happened simply doesn't seem conceivable from a player of his skill. He not only finished last, he finished emphatically last, posting only 0.5 points. No other player had fewer than four points.
Kucherov came in last in every challenge that actually involved skating, and still only came in seventh out of 10 in accuracy shooting and fifth in the one-time competition.
The first indication he was in trouble was the passing challenge, when he skated so leisurely the Toronto crowd started booing and a broadcaster said, "This is not a good look, quite frankly."
A rough showing from Nikita Kucherov in the passing challenge and the Toronto crowd lets him know#NHLAllStar pic.twitter.com/mhBNWzjne1
— Hockey Daily 365 l NHL Highlights & News (@HockeyDaily365) February 3, 2024
The stick-handling competition was even more awe-inspiring. Kucherov completed the course in a whopping 44.178 seconds, six seconds longer than the next-slowest.
Kucherov hearing it from the fans and he gives a little wave 😭 pic.twitter.com/YAcGJbnadl
— B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) February 3, 2024
For reference, here's what the fastest competitor, Connor McDavid, looked like at 25.755 seconds. McDavid would go on to win the whole thing a few challenges later.
McDavid just absolutely FLIES 🔥 pic.twitter.com/hHQL5HOy5T
— B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) February 3, 2024
Heck, Elias Pettersson, who fell, finished nearly 15 seconds ahead of Kucherov.
Pettersson takes a tumble 😅 pic.twitter.com/AEGCs0qvTE
— B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) February 3, 2024
The jokes from fans were just too easy.
Nikita Kucherov in the Skills Competition https://t.co/wi0zNmGylE
— Annie O’D⚡️ (@sweetannieod) February 3, 2024
either Nikita Kucherov is blacked out drunk or he truly just said “idgaf” about the NHL All-Star skills challenges (both on-brand for him so) pic.twitter.com/re1jHE4aze
— Jade Matthies☻ (@jadematthies) February 3, 2024
nikita kucherov leaving the all star game after contributing absolutely nothing of value: pic.twitter.com/OYtYHsSQWE
— lisa ✮ 🐹⚡️ certified 88 babygirl (@p0ckethamster) February 3, 2024
nikita kucherov being interviewed after getting eliminated from the all star game pic.twitter.com/87aKhmRMnI
— rach (@nylandthews) February 3, 2024
Kucherov right now: pic.twitter.com/Z1ETncjKxU
— Bolts Jolts (@BoltsJolts) February 3, 2024
Kucherov isn't the first player to report for duty at an All-Star event and give not even half effort, but this was an effort (or lack thereof) that was particularly brazen. Now we wait and see how much he's feeling the actual game on Saturday.