NFL star penalised for 'sexually suggestive' TD celebration

Eric Edholm | Shutdown Corner

12 September 2016 at 11:27 pm

The No Fun League has a clause in its voluminous rules that you just have to get familiar with.

The little-known but suddenly relevant resolution can be found on page 200 of the 292-page NFL bylaws, and it came into play after Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver scored his second touchdown of the game on Tuesday against the Washington Redskins.

First, Brown's celebration — in all its prurient glory, ladies and gentlemen can be viewed in the video above.

And now, folks, here's your NFL-administered dose of saltpeter:

Ah, yes, the NFL — upholders of purity and chaste morals.

Bottom line is this—Antonio Brown's dance was suggestive. Coital acts have NO place in football. None.

now here's 3 boner pill ads in a row
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) September 13, 2016