Your weekly horoscope (May 22nd)
If you’re feeling overlooked and burnt out, give into the ‘sloth life’ to recuperate from the slog. Venus herself is bestowing you with an opportunity to unsubscribe from the ‘go hard or go home’ mantra. Slow and steady wins the race.
Imagine the most hedonistic, self-assured person you know. How they live their life at present may be very different from your own. But don’t worry, you’ll soon be taking a leaf out of their book, and indeed you will own it.
You’ve picked up a number of different hobbies and all too quickly put them down again (don’t lie, we know those boxing gloves are gathering dust at the back of the cupboard). This time, dive into something new and give it your all.
The wheel of fortune spins your circle of friendships. Sound the bird call to mix and mingle with some new alliances. But first, get rose quartz clear on your friendship values and boundaries to avoid any unnecessary Towie drama.
If you don’t rein yourself in, you might reach a #BEEF level of unhinged if you can’t get your way. Something deep inside you is ready to give your goals everything that you’ve got.
A fixed plan isn’t final. Try to be less rigid and hard-headed or you’ll soon miss out on creative opportunities. Your way may not fit the one-size golden path to success but there are always new things to learn.
Even if you can’t fake it until you make it, find yourself a muse to help guide you towards the person you wish to become. Transformation is rarely comfortable, but you’ll get to let go of old narratives that have been hindering your power.
Hey Scorpio, you couldn’t hide your dark vixen vibes even if you tried, so go full-on vamp. This is your moment to wear your interior on the outside. Look to Billie Eilish’s Met Gala 2023 ensemble as your frame of reference.
You might be tempted to bite off a little more than you can chew in the work department. Yet you really don’t have to sell a piece of your sparkly, shiny soul to get respect. Put in the work and all the benefits will come back to you.
Behind closed doors your alter ego is out to play, but it’s in for an update. Just as Beyoncé outgrew Sasha Fierce, it’s time for you to get acquainted with your new and improved self. Get ready to emerge on to the scene!
Hey soft life girls. Yes you, we know deep down you’re a boss babe ready to get your bag. Remember you don’t have to monetise all your innovative ideas. Sometimes putting a pin in your plans is the only way forward.
Before you’re pulled into a seemingly good opportunity, check if it’s tethered to any rogue scam bots. Are you still sceptical? Be sure all the boxes are checked so you don’t fall into an illusionary scheme.