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Will Ferrell plays security guard at Lakers game, ejects Shaq

Kelly Dwyer | Ball Don't Lie, Yahoo!7 February 14, 2013, 12:10 pm

Tuesday night’s Lakers/Suns tilt was hardly a classic. Kobe Bryant was deep into the heart of his martyr-y, “look what happens to you losers when I don’t score”-nights and finished with four points, nine assists and eight turnovers.

Dwight Howard, sans headband, started strong but trailed off as the night went on, and the Lakers (who admittedly were playing in the Staples Center for the first time in two weeks) barely hung on to beat the terrible Phoenix Suns by a 91-85 mark.

Perhaps the team was concerned about lax security, after two weeks away from Staples. Something to do with the fact that actor Will Ferrell had donned the famous red coat in order to protect the court during the second half.

Ferrell, possibly aware that his presence had the team on edge, decided to make up for it by ejecting a former Laker (and Phoenix Sun) legend. Watch:

Ferrell is an Orange County native and frequent Laker attendee, but it’s important to note that Ferrell was playing a character of sorts as he shadowed as a security guard. Ferrell’s nametag read, um, “Ted Vagina.” It was Ted Vagina that threw Shaquille O’Neal out of the Lakers/Suns game on Tuesday. Considering how dull the game was, Shaq probably appreciated it.

Production has started on ‘Anchorman: The Legend Continues,’ a movie he co-wrote with noted NBA fan Adam McKay, hence Ferrell’s Ron Burgundy-styled mustache. “Ted Vagina,” however, is not listed in the IMDB credits for the film. It’s not certain if this was a filmed scene from a movie or just wonderfully weird Will getting to be himself at the Lakers’ behest.

Either way, fine work Mr. Vagina.

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  1. Mia08:57am Friday 15th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    i like the movie elf....im 10 yrs old

  2. Steven12:10am Friday 15th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Big Deal..that's not news worthy..

  3. LJ10:31pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    You a labor cronie, Chris? Did you forget about inheriting the surplus and through mismanagement, putting the nation into massive debt - something synonymous will all labor governments. Julia will get the boot and the Libs will be in - their won't even be any betting on it.

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  4. Gordon08:08pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Its hilarious! Like the fact that "Rudd the dud" is getting ready to oust that other ugly vagina Ju-liar! How utterly predictable! An election is near and the labour circus freaks start brawling more intensely! They're wonderful aren't they? At infighting and destroying budget surpluses that is! Go Kev! Sock it to the #$%$

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  5. michael04:05pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Eat a #$%$ yahoo

  6. Ghost Hunter03:32pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Is this the best YHahoo7 can do for 'news' to comment on ??? How bloody pathetic ! :-P

  7. Brockie03:04pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Ted obviously needs to be f%^&*ed. I have never appreciated Will's humour. One of us has obviously had a lobotomy. Amerians.....

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  8. Ugnisaet02:52pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    This guy is a tool if he was having a beer with any of you you would beat him up, me I wouldnt say hello to him, something about him smells like chite.

  9. Weatherman02:13pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    Gary are you Harry Gonads cousin? He likes to slap Ted from behind.

  10. 02:12pm Thursday 14th February 2013 ESTReport Abuse

    his name tag should read #$%$ U. Vagina.