I'm Basically Leaking Endless Tears Of Laughter At These 22 Hilarious Tweets Of The Week

Hello, you precious, extraordinary, and resilient human. The temps are getting cooler, the days are getting shorter, and the world just seems to be getting tougher, so I'm here to present an opportunity to neglect your troubles and just enjoy another good ol' fashioned dopamine scroll. Laugh a little, cry a little, and without further ado, here are the best tweets of the week:


pets whenever u have a snack in front of them:

— 𝕽 (@ihyric) August 26, 2023

Dreamworks Pictures / Via Twitter: @ihyric


Saw this yesterday

— Lucy Dearlove (@dearlucy) August 22, 2023

Twitter: @dearlucy


Twitter: @s8n


For some reason I’m crying with laughter recalling when I was 17 and working in a dusty medical records office with 3 women named Barbara, Margaret and Debs. One day we all ate our sandwiches on a bench in the hospital car park and Debs said it was “just like Sex and the City” 🍸

— James (@DrJamesJBailey) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @DrJamesJBailey



— youngest known hag (@glamdemon2004) August 27, 2023

Twitter: @glamdemon2004


we are in end times…

— 💲🤍 (@makeupbyshaniah) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @makeupbyshaniah


My friend just told me he was once at a wedding where the bloke who was doing the music for walking up the aisle was meant to play Purple Rain and he played it on YouTube and there was a Deliveroo ad in the middle of it

— Robin Allender (@robinallender) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @robinallender


when the water bottle on the nightstand pops

— 𝕽 (@ihyric) August 26, 2023

Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures / Via Twitter: @ihyric


Incredible work, Becca

— Laura (@ElleEmSee) August 27, 2023

Twitter: @ElleEmSee


If you have major damage on your car it’s only fair to get a bumper sticker that says what happened. I need something to think about in traffic

— sarah schauer 🦂 (@sarahschauer) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @sarahschauer


when you got a lot to say but being silent is the best option

— purple (@prplexi) August 26, 2023

Nickelodeon / Via Twitter: @prplexi


— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @ShouldHaveCat


who is Corey and what did he do

— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) August 25, 2023

Twitter: @JoshLipnik


There’s a couple breaking up so loudly on the sidewalk in front of my house! He said WHO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE TO YOUR SISTER’S WEDDING NEXT WEEKEND? She said MOZZARELLA STICKS! Which is a valid and devastating blow.

— Heather Hogan (@theheatherhogan) August 21, 2023

Twitter: @theheatherhogan


how do i stop spending 30 dollars

— jessica mindrum (@murdnim) August 27, 2023

Twitter: @murdnim


— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 25, 2023

Twitter: @PicturesFoIder


The more I look at it the better it gets

— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) August 21, 2023

Twitter: @TerribleMaps


not many guys wear these kinds of hats but when they do they do not play around about it. it’s always on their head. and they also always have a beard

— kelbin (@pissboymcgee) August 22, 2023

Twitter: @pissboymcgee


— non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) August 22, 2023

Twitter: @PicturesFoIder


“it’s just a kid”me:

— 𝕽 (@ihyric) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @ihyric


nick cannon ain’t had a kid in way too long… wtf he cookin up

— iyosias (@whitest_injera) August 27, 2023

Twitter: @whitest_injera


why are singers cosplaying as working class

— janito (@yassnito) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @yassnito

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