Too much sex blamed for injuries

Yahoo!7 January 24, 2012, 1:03 pm

Too much sex has been blamed for a Serie A football star’s wretched run with injury.

AC Milan midfielder Kevin Prince Boateng has missed a significant portion of the season with a variety of injuries and is expected to miss at least the next month – much to the delight of his swimsuit model girlfriend.

"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week," Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta, said.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control."

The reason behind Boateng’s predicament may be the envy of many men, but it is unlikely former AC Milan gun Christian Vieri would feel sorry for him.

Vieri dated Satta for five years prior to Boateng.

Related: Melissa Satta in photos


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  1. Hach03:52pm Saturday 28th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    When I came to this link initially, they didn't have a link on the page of "Related: Melissa Satta in photos". I wonder if Yahoo! is getting off on it, and loaded it on to this page for the lazy posters of wanting to find out who this Ms Satta is/was!!

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  2. Hach03:48pm Saturday 28th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    Hey Sally. What r u talking about??... U never get it, unless you're a prostitute! So don't talk utter nonsense!

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  3. Sally04:04am Thursday 26th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    7-10 times a week. how embarrasing!! try having three times a day, now you are talking.

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  4. Ceeamm03:31am Thursday 26th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    He should sue his barber.

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  5. Magical03:01am Thursday 26th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    He looks like a drug user, acts like a show pony (Often over-rated players act in his manner). Nice goal? Not how I seen it, besides only 7 -8 metres out from the goals and in slow mo it looked like he was trying to smash it into the open goal mouth side of the keeper not accidentally on the side that the keeper had covered but dived the other way as one would expect plus being only a metre of the line so naturally couldn't stop the ball hit with power and from so close.

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  6. Bastian02:23am Thursday 26th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    The reporter can't be serious about writing this story, I mean only 24 yrs of age, getting sex from his 25yo Italian American model gf the average amount of times for a 24 year old and she on top doing all the work causes him injuries? ROFLMAO at this poor German born-Ghanian player. I almost feel sorry for him. I have a feeling he doesn't train very well or hard as most other players of his supposedly calibre.

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  7. Hach11:11pm Wednesday 25th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    Hey DinkumDavid.... All u can do is when u come on here is right negative stuff. As u always say Yahoo is writing rubbish, well... why come on here and make a comment??... You're just as stupid and rubbish as usual, more than what Yahoo is!!

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  8. mervyn11:53am Wednesday 25th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    Well....i am going to be 65 in May...7 to 10 times a week...no big deal for me, so why is it for them? By the way my Fiancee is 25....so eat it

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  9. dinkumdavid08:49pm Tuesday 24th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    It is no wonder that no journalist will put his name to this barbage that is served up as HEADLINE NEWS!!! YAHOO RUBBISH!!!!

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  10. dinkumdavid08:20pm Tuesday 24th January 2012 ESTReport Abuse

    MORE YAHOO TRIPE!!!

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