'Commentate the actual cricket': Shane Warne trolled over awkward gaffe
Australian cricket legend Shane Warne has never been shy about talking about his nation’s hopes, but his efforts in the commentary box on day four of the fifth Test were as comical as they get.
Not in a bad way mind you - but Warne’s attempts to gee up Australian openers Marcus Harris and David Warner backfired spectacularly in a matter of moments.
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Australia’s openers were undeniably poor throughout the Ashes, but with the pressure off in the fifth Test, Warne was perhaps a little too confident with his predictions for the embattled pair.
After predicting David Warner would make a much-needed Test century and declaring Harris was looking comfortable at the crease, Warne couldn’t help but poke the bear ever so slightly as Stuart Broad steamed in.
Unfortunately, that very delivery was the one that cartwheeled Harris’ off-stump, leaving Warne with egg on his face.
“Not so worried now Shane” pic.twitter.com/nRjk6RiiPc
— Essex League Cricketer (@EssexLeague) September 15, 2019
Compounding matters for Warne was the fall of David Warner soon after, once again the bunny of Broad.
Having executed a practically flawless commentator’s curse, many fans took to social media to request that Warne concentrate on the game at hand instead of offering any more bold predictions.
There goes Shane Warne’s prediction of ‘a big score’ for Warner. Maybe he should commentate the actual cricket not the imaginary cricket in his head #engvaus #theAshes
— Mark Gottlieb (@MarkGottliebFOX) September 15, 2019
He commentates the hypotheticals instead of what is actually in front of him. I hate it.
— Dean (@Deeaann0) September 15, 2019
I guess Shane Warne’s feeling about Warner was off the mark #Ashes2019
— Cameron Mee (@cameron_mee1) September 15, 2019
“Doesn’t know where his off stump is, Archer swinging it, he’s got no runs all series and he looks all over the place - but got a real feeling for Warner getting big runs today!” - Shane Warne 🤦♂️
— Robin Chipperfield (@sportchippers) September 15, 2019
Now, credit where credit is due - this was an absolutely elite execution of the moz.
Unfortunately, the Australian’s weren’t able to bank on Steve Smith to resurrect their run chase this time.
A Matt Wade century offered some hope, but the home side romped to victory on the fourth day.
Hostilities fall away after gruelling series
At the conclusion of a punishing five-match Test series, there’s only one thing to do afterwards.
Crack some beers and bubbly and celebrate a hard-fought contest.
With so much of the Ashes dominated by narratives of hostility between English and Australian players, as well as the crowd, a post-Ashes snap from England and Wales Cricket Board communications man Danny Reuben summed up how both sides were feeling after the series was drawn.
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Both teams convened in the England rooms for a few drinks and a chat to celebrate the five match series.
This is what it’s all about. The cut and thrust of Ashes cricket. Let’s just have a beer and reminisce. Why cricket is the best! #ashes #sport #summerof19 pic.twitter.com/Bpl5FEEG7E
— Danny Reuben (@dannyreuben) September 15, 2019