1.This exemplary employee:

2.These people looking for a free festival weekend:

3.This person who publicly begged for free birthday gifts:

4.This person who wants YOU to pay to remove a tree from THEIR property:

5.This person who complained in a public forum and got their butt handed to them:

6.This Marine who doesn't need your luck OR your discount:

7.This person who can't believe young people won't work for free anymore:

8.This parent with a rather hefty wishlist for their kid's 12th birthday:

9.This prospective pet owner with quite the wishlist:

10.This totally reasonable tenant:

11.This high-maintenance potential partner:

12.This person who just kept asking for more:

13.This darling dating app user who is looking for free labor, not love:

14.This person looking for a free, fairly new car:

15.This manipulative mom looking for free childcare:

16.This person who came ready to barter:

17.This unnecessarily petty person:

18.This person who will pay you in plants, but definitely not money:

19.This person who wants a free car, but not just anyyyy car:

20.These parents with unbelievably high expectations for their babysitter (who they will barely be paying):

21.This person who doesn't seem to realize how expensive it is to own a dog:

22.This world's worst wedding:

23.This rude rejection from a person who didn't even intend to pay:

24.This random person who wants this expensive bed for free:

25.This person who got super aggressive when their excuse backfired:

26.This person who tried a new tactic:

27.This parent who thinks $20/a day is somehow an acceptable wage:

28.This lazy person who doesn't want to apply for a dog because they know they'd probably be rejected:

29.Finally, this not-at-all sketchy job opportunity:

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars