29 Of The Most Selfish, Unaware People To Ever Grace The Internet

1.This exemplary employee:

"Any leads are helpful"
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2.These people looking for a free festival weekend:

"Anything is appreciated as long as it's over a $25 donation"
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3.This person who publicly begged for free birthday gifts:

"Today I'd like to get my hair done for free, make-up done, manicure and pedicure be pampered..."
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4.This person who wants YOU to pay to remove a tree from THEIR property:

"make me an offer I can't refuse"
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5.This person who complained in a public forum and got their butt handed to them:

"Hazel we saved you $135 from putting a part on your car..."
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6.This Marine who doesn't need your luck OR your discount:

Screenshot of a text exchange
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7.This person who can't believe young people won't work for free anymore:

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8.This parent with a rather hefty wishlist for their kid's 12th birthday:

A list of desired gifts for their daughter's 12th birthday
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9.This prospective pet owner with quite the wishlist:

"We prefer a boy."
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10.This totally reasonable tenant:

"No partiers, drug addicts or liars."
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11.This high-maintenance potential partner:

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12.This person who just kept asking for more:

Screenshot of a text conversation
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13.This darling dating app user who is looking for free labor, not love:

"we don't want anything else from you"
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14.This person looking for a free, fairly new car:

Screenshot of a Facebook post
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15.This manipulative mom looking for free childcare:

"This would be an unpaid position and needed however often someone is willing"
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16.This person who came ready to barter:

"no i need $385 for my kids braces"
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17.This unnecessarily petty person:

"It's listed as the price."
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18.This person who will pay you in plants, but definitely not money:

"You will be paid in onions/shallots/garlic"
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19.This person who wants a free car, but not just anyyyy car:

"Does anyone have a car they can part with?"
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20.These parents with unbelievably high expectations for their babysitter (who they will barely be paying):

A list of requirements for a babysitter
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21.This person who doesn't seem to realize how expensive it is to own a dog:

"Does anyone have a free boy dog that is potty train"
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22.This world's worst wedding:

Screenshot of a text exchange
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23.This rude rejection from a person who didn't even intend to pay:

Screenshot of a text exchange
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24.This random person who wants this expensive bed for free:

"if you give me one i can write an excellent review."
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25.This person who got super aggressive when their excuse backfired:

Screenshot of a text conversation
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26.This person who tried a new tactic:

"Money is super tight for me"
u/forkintheoutlet5 / Via reddit.com

27.This parent who thinks $20/a day is somehow an acceptable wage:

Facebook post of a person asking for a babysitter
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28.This lazy person who doesn't want to apply for a dog because they know they'd probably be rejected:

"we don't want to go through the whole application thing.ty"
u/WitchOfWords / Via reddit.com

29.Finally, this not-at-all sketchy job opportunity:

"Must have a following of at minimum 2k followers on any social platform"
u/AmbivertMusic / Via reddit.com

H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars