These 29 Funny Tweets From The Week Will Keep Me Entertained Until Thanksgiving
G'day and happy mid-November! We're just about a week away from Thanksgiving, and I don't know about you, but holiday decorations are cropping up EVERYWHERE by me. I'm just about ready to chop a pine tree down and make my house verrry festive.
Anyhoo, I don't want to get too ahead of myself with excitement, so in the meantime, here are some of the best tweets from the last week to bide us some time:
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had a dream that i tweeted βi just love salmon so muchβ and someone quote tweeted it βbears in the summer be likeβ
β latke (@latkedelrey) November 8, 2023
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this is who my prozac is constantly fighting against? bffr https://t.co/LatA6oCsI3
β J (@Jimbo00o) November 9, 2023
Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures/Pixar / Via youtube.com
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My momβs friends have this cow thats super dangerous because it was some girlβs FFA project county fair entry and she taught it to jump up on you excitedly and to try to play like a big dog and it crushes people
β πAlπ (@SweatieAngle) November 9, 2023
4.
I mean Iβd be tired too. Building a damn house every week while my coworker makes a chore wheel. https://t.co/B6m9G9JApY
β Joel Kim Booster (@ihatejoelkim) November 14, 2023
Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images / Via Twitter: @ihatejoelkim
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girl this over some iceβ¦. https://t.co/IOqBypbImU
β the girl in the picture (@ivanalysette) November 8, 2023
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Iβm driving around turning tvβs offπ€§ππ€£ pic.twitter.com/xEw1YvQCqf
β T Key (@b3damfndonn) November 7, 2023
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My father in lawβs mouse pic.twitter.com/hwTkIZhfap
β New town every hour (@TownsUsa) November 9, 2023
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going to my friends to get ready https://t.co/gUXJkNXtXd
β π΅πΈ (@venusian_doll) November 13, 2023
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Phillip cheese steak pic.twitter.com/k8hf6VKA9w
β me (@boltsfood) November 9, 2023
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the sandwiches on that lilo and stitch game https://t.co/V8YtekQVZ2
β anaβ’stasia π (@ohmystass) November 11, 2023
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When I hooked up with the drummer of MGMT his skinny jeans were so tight he couldn't get them off. Lol
β Marisa Baldassaro (@Nerdspringbreak) November 13, 2023
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looks like yacht's back on the menu boys https://t.co/H9YLiwPQ27
β whalefact (@awhalefact) November 8, 2023
Brian Gisborne/AP / Via Twitter: @awhalefact
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Pop Crave could break Watergate but Woodward and Bernstein could never tell you that Bebe Rexha stuns in newly shared photos. https://t.co/E5GzFpI0Kt
β Peter Twinklage (@PeterTwinklage) November 13, 2023
HUM Images/Universal Images Group via Getty Images / Via Twitter: @PeterTwinklage
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RIP cowboy holding a stick of dynamite pic.twitter.com/v3AqPdMboQ
β Jamison Webb (@jamisonwebb) November 13, 2023
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Screen time down 14% last week pic.twitter.com/79tIQ5YmF0
β Rose Dommu (@rosedommu) November 12, 2023
The Gilded Age / HBO / Via Twitter: @rosedommu
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NO ONE TOLD ME THE CURTAINS ARENβT SOUNDPROOF?!
β tasha bryenton (@tashabryenton) November 8, 2023
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sorry but if youβre walking slower than me on the sidewalk, youβre my enemy. walking faster than me? also my enemy. now if youβre walking at the same speed as meβ¦ hmm yeah Iβm thinking enemy
β actually itβs good (@yungchomsky) November 6, 2023
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"23 people have died in this house"Families in horror movies: pic.twitter.com/RU2erxD2Fy
β Invisπ§ββοΈ (@invis4yo) November 9, 2023
iStockPhoto by Getty Images / Via istockphoto.com
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Her: let me see your cutMe: pic.twitter.com/1sqbnzV1Sn
β toxic king (@777jorgeivan) November 7, 2023
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i am NOT a cocomelon parentβ¦you gon sit down and watch aljazeera
β mar β§*ο½₯οΎ (@queeniemarini) November 7, 2023
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me in my room thinking about how to get money without working pic.twitter.com/znLqxv05P0
β 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) November 7, 2023
The CW / Via Twitter: @PopCulture2000s
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This remains one of the best pictures of all time. Makes me wanna grab him by his legs and start swinging him around pic.twitter.com/xvy6qWps1M
β Faggot Jackass (@GeebMinister) November 7, 2023
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me as soon as i get anywhere pic.twitter.com/ohuEhXB46j
β π½ (@lowkyric) November 8, 2023
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dr WHAT pic.twitter.com/AA5wL3VaWi
β lukas (@knockedlukas) November 8, 2023
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personally i donβt do this https://t.co/m3xDvRX1R1
β kira πΎ (@kirawontmiss) November 7, 2023
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do u wanna smoke here pic.twitter.com/ONJXksZhRR
β Μ (@doxie_gay) November 10, 2023
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everybody just having fun & zendaya dancing like her rent was 600 days past due π https://t.co/4FtL7qQjdJ
β ? (@aliyahInterlude) November 7, 2023
GMA / Via Twitter: @aliyahInterlude
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