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Parents Are Sharing Hilarious Back-To-School Tweets And They're Perfect For Anyone Who Needs A Good Laugh Today

Back-to-school season is upon us and many kids have started or are getting ready to start school. Here's a little chuckle at how some of the parents have been handling it:

1.

The kids are asking for fun shaped sandwiches for their back-to-school lunches and I’m so flattered they’ve mistaken me for the kind of mother who would do that

— I Hide From My Kids (@IHideFromMyKids) August 8, 2023

Twitter: @IHideFromMyKids

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11-year-old: I'm bringing my saxophone home from school tomorrow.Me: Why?11: To practice making sounds.Me: You mean notes?11: No. We haven't learned those yet.Lucky us.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 23, 2023

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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it was splash day at preschool and they sent the wrong towel home with my sonthis was someone’s towel at preschool today pic.twitter.com/gxiLxhVkYE

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) August 10, 2023

Twitter: @sundownmotel

4.

Got to my daughter’s elementary school an hour early so I could be 12th in line for pickup.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) September 30, 2021

Twitter: @simoncholland

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While other parents are buying pencils & notebooks for back-to-school season, I'm gathering intel on the class mean girls in case my daughter needs to emotionally destroy them

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) August 26, 2021

Twitter: @JessicaValenti

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My kid came home, poured some skittles into a wine glass, and flung himself onto the couch, so I guess he had a rough day

— meghan (@deloisivete) August 11, 2023

Twitter: @deloisivete

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Forgot to post a picture to social media of my kids on their first day of school. Do they have to repeat the year now, or what happens?

— Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ (@UnfilteredMama) August 28, 2018

Twitter: @UnfilteredMama

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Me: Hurry up or you'll be late for school.7-year-old: Why would that make me go faster?

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 22, 2017

Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

9.

Annual back to school reminder that buying rose art crayons is not ok.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) July 28, 2022

Twitter: @simoncholland

10.

I asked my 6yo how his day was at daycare and he said “I don’t even know what happened today”

— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) August 8, 2023

Twitter: @kevinthedad

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I asked my son what time he wanted me to wake him up on the 1st day of school: "6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 8, 2022

Twitter: @sarcasticmommy4

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Me: how was your first day?12, in tears: WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME MIDDLE SCHOOL DOESN’T HAVE A PLAYGROUND

— Katie Didn't (@Pork_Chop_Hair) September 2, 2021

Twitter: @Pork_Chop_Hair

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Crayons: come in boxes of 8, 24, 64, or 96School supply list: box of 18 crayons

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) July 30, 2021

Twitter: @mommajessiec

14.

May your kids find both shoes, the drop off lines be short and your coffee stay hot - Back to school prayer

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 17, 2021

Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

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When I couldn't wait for them to go to school but now I gotta do homework every night pic.twitter.com/if0g5vTcW4

— The Dad (@thedad) September 10, 2021

Twitter: @thedad / Vantagenews / BACKGRID

16.

Settle down, school picture day packages. I don't need a body pillow with my son's face embroidered on it for $400.

— Mommy Cusses (@mommy_cusses) September 30, 2016

Twitter: @mommy_cusses

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me: how was school?!?kindergartener: *a 45-minute monologue on lunch*

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) September 15, 2021

Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

18.

I put my phone down for an hour and missed 67 back-to-school emails.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 9, 2021

Twitter: @mommajessiec

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me: how was the first day of school?son: best day ever!me: really? what did you do?son: nothing, really. just kind of sat there.me: did you make any friends?son: yeah, a best friend!me: what's his name?son: I don't know. KINDERGARTEN IS A TRIP, Y'ALL.

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 17, 2021

Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

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Me: What did you do today?9yo, after doing 8 hours of school: Nothing. What did you do?Me, after doing 8 hours of nothing: Everything. So many things. All the things.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) September 9, 2021

Twitter: @mommajessiec

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In my opinion, parents should get a statutory extra 2 days off when the kids go back to school so they can have a haircut, hoover the car, go to the gym and sit peacefully for FIVE DAMN MINUTES. We could call it 'feeling like a real human again leave' or 'FLARHAL'.

— Felicity Hannah (@FelicityHannah) August 31, 2023

Twitter: @FelicityHannah

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Weird how the first day of school also coincides with the first day anybody has ever driven a car.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) August 10, 2023

Twitter: @TheCatWhisprer

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Telling my kids they have to start going to bed early to get in gear for back to school next week … pic.twitter.com/g4roo9XuI9

— Gina (@GinaWatss) August 31, 2023

Twitter: @GinaWatss

24.

"Welcome to daycare. Here's your eye infection."

— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @HenpeckedHal

25.

My favorite thing about back to school is seeing how kids looked in the morning vs. after school 😂 I be dying 😂😂

— SueYung™ (@TOYYstorE) August 29, 2023

Twitter: @TOYYstorE

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Be kind, you never know who accidentally made eye contact with their teenager this morning

— Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) August 2, 2023

Twitter: @maryfairybobrry

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