I Just Want To Know Where These 22 People Got The Audacity To Be This Demanding And Entitled Online

1.This person who will pay you with their awesome personality and riveting conversational skills:

"Again, I offer no monetary compensation..."
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2.This person who's basically looking for a part-time pet parent:

"Someone to board our German Shepherd"
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3.This person with a rather long wishlist:

"TIA! This move has been alottt for us!"
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4.This post that made me say, "In your dreams, pal!":

"I'm 51 looking for a submissive woman"
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5.This TikToker who seems to think they can build their dream wife:

"WIFE REQUIREMENTS:"
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6.This person with an urgent request, but only if it's the right color:

"Urgent ISO:"
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7.This person who needs just a few free things:

"Looking for free stuff"
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8.This person who didn't appreciate a taste of their own medicine:

"I could share that on my page and it'd be really great exposure for us both!"
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9.This good ol' "I'll pay you in exposure" nonsense:

"Im looking for an editor im not gonna give you money but i am gonna give you a shoutout"
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10.This very odd and specific arrangement:

"Everything is provided, with the exception of food."
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11.This person who felt inclined to publicly complain about the free food other people donated:

"about free food"
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12.This person who is hoping God, or a Facebook user, will bless them with a free car:

"I trust God because He is faithful in His promises."
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13.This person who got beaten by their own game:

"Ok how about $20 for it?"
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14.This person who got rightfully owned in the comments:

"Sounds like your mom needs to stop being a choosy beggar, suck it up and go to the shelter and find a kitten she connects with."
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15.This person who will hire you if you ask absolutely no questions about the job whatsoever:

"We are currently recruiting staff"
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16.This absolutely bonkers post from a person who is absolutely, without a doubt, more than just a "little rude":

"I am not looking for a kid who talks about tik tok"
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17.This person who won't pay you for your labor, but will encourage you to pay for room and board in their house to do said unpaid job:

"Free overnight babysitter"
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18.This person who thinks "bragging rights" are the same as financial compensation:

"Anyone want to do it for free"
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19.This completely uncalled for response:

"Yeah not all of us drive u rude little prick"
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20.This person who wants live-in childcare for free:

"Background cheeck will be needed, drug test as well."
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21.This person who wants to hire someone to do two jobs for less than the price of one:

"Nanny Groom"
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22.This person who will pay you pennies to be at their beck and call:

"I am looking for a personal assistant to help with household items and errands."
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H/T: r/ChoosingBeggars