1.The American who thought their ancestry meant more than it did:

2.The American who had the wrong Georgia:

3.The American who was very sure that nobody ever calls it "4th of July":

4.The American who is never, ever a foreigner:

5.The American who wanted "real" numbers:

6.The American who is pretty sure everyone uses English and cars:

7.The American who's never gonna give up that grind, bro:

8.The American who is a geography expert:

9.The American who's NEVER heard of ANYONE taking a train between two neighboring European countries:

10.The American who couldn't figure out why this birth date form wasn't working:

11.The American who considers George Washington and Michael Jordan to be more significant in history than Napoleon:

12.The American who thinks all of YouTube is in America or something:

13.The American who has very clearly never been to Europe:

14.Both Americans here (Port o' Rico is killing me):

15.The American who got a lot wrong here, but also mentioned "no guns" twice:

16.The American who has never picked up a history book:

17.The American who's pretty sure they hate us cuz they ain't us:

18.And finally, the American who sounded very sure about this: