My lecturer wears mask to hide his expression so students wouldn't get nervous when hes giving marks 😅😎 pic.twitter.com/rvB1Ml5eZz
— Hani is Gardening (@findinghani) August 21, 2017
*am 33 years old, sees my fifth-gradeteacher*me: "Oh ma’am, hi Mrs. Smith!"Mrs. Smith: "hi! you know you can callme Anne now, we're both adults!"me: "hahah absolutely not, have a nicesummer though, great to see you, Mrs.Smith!"
— Harkirat Kaur Kukreja (@HarkiratKukreja) November 16, 2021
I love asking my students how old they think I am. Half the class thinks I'm 21 and the other half thinks I'm 153.
— James Mitchell (@uNnoTic3d1) September 11, 2022
me trying to decipher mystudent's handwriting pic.twitter.com/XGBeJ6MDM1
— James mbaya (@Jamesmbaya20) July 3, 2023
“What did you gain from this class?” was an evaluation question suggested to my students. To which one replied: “This class taught me how to make the best of a bad situation.”
— PaulAngeloVitello (@paul_vitello) January 10, 2020
Ok. Here’s a new one. I’ve never had to say this before. Here’s the actual conversation. Me: Please stop licking the wall. 6-year-old: But I like it. Me: But you’re allergic to walls. #ADayIn1stGrade #TeacherLife #CantMakeThisUp
— Mrs Kee (@mrskee1) September 27, 2022
I miss being at school complaining about being at school.
— Tim Finesse 🤴🏾 (@TimFinesse) April 9, 2020
Teacher: the lowest grade was a 34 me: https://t.co/Ml2AEHCVFJ
— charity (@charitdanae) October 6, 2018
I like to keep a corner of my classroom as a safe place for crying or tantrums. Now I just have to make a spot for the kids too
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) August 18, 2022
Idea: We replace the SATs with one nationwide game of Kahoot
— Brian (@BeverlyHillsCEO) October 8, 2017
Yesterday I asked my kindergartener what she did in school and she said "nothing," then later I went on Instagram and her teacher had posted a picture of her holding a crocodile.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) April 14, 2023
Teachers, many of you have posted that I could come to you for help. Thank you! I’m trying to figure out the perfect home school schedule and I need advice. What time should I pencil in my first martini, is it usually before or after morning snack?
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 17, 2020
Why are maths teachers never sick and English teachers always pregnant
— TYRIQUE | CHEF 4 BARBZ (@CHEF4BARBZ) August 17, 2020
100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I'll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?
— semi-metal alchemist (@plantbboi) August 27, 2018
my mom has trained her unruly 5th grade class to respond to “hear ye hear ye” with “all hail the queen” followed by immediate silencei’m both appalled and impressed
— george (@georjayykat) May 3, 2019
83% of teaching is saying, “Listen carefully because I am not going to repeat this,” just before repeating yourself 12 times.
— Bored Teachers (@Bored_Teachers) October 26, 2021