100 Punny Fantasy Football Team Names for 2024

Forget all the stress that comes with getting the kids ready to go back to school. Fans of the NFL know buying school supplies, pumping up reluctant children with inspiring quotes, and figuring out carpool is, well, child’s play compared to outsmarting all your nearest and dearest to secure the best talent for your fantasy football draft. By now you should probably have a pretty comprehensive list of all the superstars you need to take you all the way to the Super Bowl—or in this case, the Super Bowl party where you get to enjoy crowing about having the most points as you snack on delicious treats.

Because you are a super-serious fantasy football team manager, you may have devoted less time to coming up with a hilarious team name. That’s a mistake. You need something that fills your competition with red-hot jealousy, even as they can’t help but chuckle every time they see it as you continue to dominate all season long.

That’s where we come in. We’ve got a slew of A-Team worthy names (and a few groaners-in-a-good-way) that you can use based on the names of 2024’s best quarterbacks, running backs, wide receivers, and tight ends.

Best Fantasy Football Team Names Based on Quarterbacks

1. Mahomes Sweet Mahomes

2. Mahomes Improvement

3. Extreme Mahomes Makeover

4. Dak of All Trades

5. Baby Got Dak

6. Oh My Josh

7. Josh.0

8. Josh Spice

9. Chief of Stafford

10. Stafford Infection

11. The Bryce is Right

12. The Young & The Restless

13. Stroud Proud

14. Action Jackson

15. Beg, Burrow & Steal

16. Herbert Fully Loaded

17. Rodgers That

18. Hurts So Good

19. Purdy Is As Purdy Does

20. Lawrence & Order

21. Look Who’s Talking, Tua

22. Kissing Cousins

23. Face/Goff

24. Levis Relaxed Fits

25. The Book of Daniels

Best Fantasy Football Team Names Based on Running Backs

1. Christian (McCaffrey) Missionaries

2. Hardcore Henrys

3. Jonathan Taylor’s Swifties

4. Chubb Club

5. Plan Bijan

6. Saquon Lunch Bunch

7. Breece’s Pieces

8. Keeping Up with the Joneses

9. Jonesing For a Win

10. Gibbs & Take

11. Gibbs It Up

12. Jacob’s Ladder

13. The Mighty T-Ravs

14. Walker Talkers

15. Mostert Def

16. Tony, Tony, Tonys

17. Rock & Pollards

18. Pacheco “Pop” Stars

19. Good Williams Hunting

20. Pros & Connors

21. De’Von Intervention

22. Warren & Peace

23. Swift Justice

24. Cook Tops

25. Rhamondre, The Giant

Best Fantasy Football Names Based on Wide Receivers

1. CeeDee Lambchops

2. One Tyree Hill

3. High-Speed Chase

4. Kings of the Hill

5. Garrett Wilson’s War

6. Puka Shells

7. Jeffersons of Anarchy

8. Knock-Down Browns

9. Devante Adams Apples

10. Olave Actually

11. London Calling

12. Deebo Destroyers

13. Think Tank Dell

14. Zay Flowers Powers

15. The Tee Hee Hees

16. Super Model Waddles

17. Notorious Nicos

18. Hanging with Mr. Cooper Kupp

19. Big Diggs

20. Slim Pickens

21. The Golden Metcalfs

22. Luck & Brandon Aiyuk

23. Marvelous Marvins

24. The Hollywood Knights

25. Your Friends and (Malik) Nabers

Best Fantasy Football Names Based on Tight Ends

1. Sam LaPorta Authorities

2. Big Yeti Bros

3. On Your Mark Andrews

4. McBride Wars

5. The Whole Kittle & Caboodle

6. I Pitts-y The Fools

7. Next of Kincaid

8. Jumping Jake Ferguson Flash

9. Njoku To the Rescue

10. Engram’s Ennagrams

11. Likely Stories

12. Kraft Singles

13. Cade’s Escapades

14. Fanta Fantatics

15. Brock Bowers Super Powers

16. Waiting for Goedert

17. Kmet Kismet

18. Open and Shultz Case

19. Live Freiermuth & Die Hard

20. Bounty Hunters

21. Musgrave Diggers

22. Hearts in Hockenson

23. Ka-Chigoziem

24. Juwan In a Million

25. Chill With Hill

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